Doggy style

By failuretolaunch2 - 26/02/2015 03:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
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james98e 15

At least he'll always be loyal if he's like a dog?

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assurant 12

ask the puppy to do doggy style then i'm sure he will comply

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demonwolfmaster 26

There are human pups out there, he might be in to pup play. might want to look in to it.

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bbylette 13

I had an ex once who was into pup play, she was awesome

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demonwolfmaster 26

Pup play is fun, im a pup my self and collard, its a life style and i think for ops sake she may want to look in to it since it can open a new world of fun with her bf.

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bbylette 13

I bet, I'm not a pup I'm more off a submissive, but I do think they should give it a try. could be fun for them

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Rawrshi 25

Yay human pups! They're so fun to be around. I'm a kitty myself but pups are great too! A pup in headspace is one of the best persons to be around. OP is quite lucky if that's the case.

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bombielol 20

well maybe he's just really attracted to you

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Dick_diamond 22

Well, it's been said men are dogs. Now you have proof.

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Enslaved 36

I've heard of a breast man and even an ass man butt this is the first time I've heard of a leg man?!

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Ichiya 29

She's got legs and she knows how to use them. She never begs she knows how to choose them.

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daemonsparta 16

im a breast butt and leg man...though i prefer my girls legs around me ;)

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patrickalamo 47

That is a ruff situation. Smack him on his nose next time.

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Goblin182 26

You say "managed to ******" like that's a hard thing for a guy to do.

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Flyndaran 10

As someone that suffered severe anorgasmia, you are so painfully wrong.

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pjsr 32

That dirty dog! If he puts his paws on you in a way you don't like, just throw the nearest object and yell 'Fetch!'

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