Love, Family and Video games: Domestic

Domestic

By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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Little shit

By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Juicenub 25

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:39

Beating someone up with a baseball bat because they screwed you over in Mario Kart is still a valid reason in my opinion.

_Peppermint_ 34

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:39

You did the right thing

Comments

Spentpoet 26

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:46

Mario kart, destroying relationships since the 90s.

iRambo 12

Sunday 21 June 2015 17:52

Lol

gracehi 31

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:47

You're a good sibling. :) But aren't you glad he wasn't hitting your sister?

mcluvin_707 6

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:47

Good on you, OP. At least it wasn't what it appeared to be at first!

ItsDutch 16

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:47

Mario kart, where friendships/relationships are ruined. **** those blue shells!

ricardof 19

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:48

how did this get posted?

Fyrepower 23

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:49

good instincts, OP

MonstreBelle 29

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:49

Don't beat yourself up about it. You were just being a good sibling by trying to protect your sister.

daemonsparta 16

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:50

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WordBea 23

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:44

In situations like that there's no time to analyze what's happening. Anyone with a sister or just a mom should know that you don't think or consider this that the other you just hear your sister or mom calling for help (op did say she screamed it) and you rush to help them. Just think that if you were to stand there for even 30 seconds listening the boyfriend can be standing over her with a bat of his own beating her face in while you stand upstairs like a pussy

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:55

Video games one of the biggest things for anger...

MonstreBelle 29

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:58

I would go batshit crazy if I heard my sister screaming at her boyfriend to stop hitting her, too. (sorry for the double comments. I meant to add this to the end of my first comment. I think this is a sign that I need sleep.)