Domestic

By I’d rather be homeless - 24/01/2022 17:01

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Now that it's known that's one way you plan to knock off your mom, you're suspect #1 if she perishes that way. Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT Neckties, contracts, high voltage!!

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Jesse Duff 15

I went through a similar thing a decade or two ago, she got so pissed off at me she tried to hit me, and I blocked the strike, told everyone in my family I raised my hand to her. took a few months to get it all straightened out, and to be honest, to this day, I don't trust her or them.

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RichardPencil 30

Now that it's known that's one way you plan to knock off your mom, you're suspect #1 if she perishes that way. Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT Neckties, contracts, high voltage!!

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Jesse Duff 15

I went through a similar thing a decade or two ago, she got so pissed off at me she tried to hit me, and I blocked the strike, told everyone in my family I raised my hand to her. took a few months to get it all straightened out, and to be honest, to this day, I don't trust her or them.

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snegec 7

Out of all the great comebacks you pick the worst one. "A bit late for an abortion?" "So I wasn't planned?" "We could still try to push me back in.." "Let's hear that dad says about that." "Let's hear what family says about that." etc

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