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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
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xluciferx666 21

You should be happy she's comfortable doing that in front of you give her a high five and move on

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apineapple 40

hopefully OP has a sense of humor and can laugh with her.

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lollypop624 11

What's soooooo bad about that? Oh I know, she's a girl so she can't fart! Only guys can fart cos there guys they're totally diff to woman(!) Apart from that they don't hav to go thro the pain us girls do!!!!! And ur complaining about ur gf fartin, its gas and evry1 has buttcheeks and sound is just vibration, so of course ur gonna feel a vibration!! Feeling like Sherlock today are we?

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Fuckthenwo 0

Lol what the hell does that have to do with pain of a man and a woman? Dumbass

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SaintJohnny 2

And so, the fart war begins!

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thewife5 19

That is down right nasty.. You're all pigs. It doesn't mean she's comfortable around you, it means she doesn't have manners.

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ayyy_ben 3

Obviously someones uptight ^^^ she doesn't have manners? Really what makes it wrong for a girl to fart it's only natural and we all do. And it is a sign of being comfortable.

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