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By straightlyconfused - 27/05/2012 13:20 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By Bladerunner - 01/12/2011 09:49 - United States

Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML

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By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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Baby driver

By Holland - 04/04/2019 12:00

Today, my check engine light came on. I took my car to the dealership, to be told it wasn’t an issue, and I would be fine to drive and use my car normally until my appointment in 4 days. Four hours later, my car won’t start 45 minutes from home. I guess a $200 tow bill means I wasn’t fine. FML

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Charity

By fail - 26/04/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML

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Car brain

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 05:00

Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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Low priority

By teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

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timebandit3077 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:46

In these stressful times is where you got to show your "true colors" XD

StanSmith_fml 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 20:47

^^ you look like a poureto rican Justin bieber.

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ljcarranza 16

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:56

what charity involves dying your hair all those colors?

starwind3438 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 20:12

Why does that matter?

cosmosis 12

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:12

11- op probably participated in shave for a cure. Where you either shave or colour your hair to raise funds for cancer research... I think its cancer research...

SheWalksInBeauty 3

Monday 28 May 2012 1:59

Or, you know, they put on a carnival and OP was in charge of hair-dyeing or a clown or something...

salsa_14 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:57

Haha that's awesome.

charvisioku 22

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:59

It might look less 'weird' if you took the pigtails out... but either way, they have no right to be making you feel uncomfortable. Ask what they're looking at, bet you they'll get all embarrassed and feel bad. I get stared at all the time for having blue hair, it freaks people out when I ask if I can do something for them. It's so satisfying xD Besides, colourful hair in pigtails is cute xD

MerrikBarbarian 9

Monday 28 May 2012 18:06

Lol I do the same. I have neon pink hair, which I often wear in pigtails. It's all in how you carry yourself. If you are insecure about if, people will stare and mock.. If you have the balls to pull off neon hair, **** what anyone thinks... Most people respect that. I get people stopping me to tell me how much they admire my hair and wish they had the courage to do the same. That failing the explanation "I'm an artist." generally shuts everyone up lol

Xayce 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 20:02

Aww :( I hope your day gets better :(

oliversutton 9

Monday 28 May 2012 6:51

Yea that suck

weepingangel_fml 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 20:02

You can't take your hair out of the ridiculously high pigtails? Seriously?

TarieBoo 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 21:03

she was too busy typing the FML

ManInTheMachine 19

Sunday 27 May 2012 20:04

I don't think they were staring at your pigtails so much as your kinky stripper-clown costume. I'm sure those kids got more than their parents' money could bargain for. ;) I would tell you to keep your day job, but that's obviously counter-productive. Hope your car gets fixed!