Health, Doctor and Miscellaneous: Don't stop

Don't stop

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Craptastic - 15/09/2018 15:00

Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By Gasman - 15/07/2017 15:30 - New Zealand

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to my GP to discuss my anxiety. As I was explaining my symptoms, I accidentally farted loudly due to my nervousness. The doctor paused and said, "Well, let's address that as well." FML.

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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HurriKaty 4

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:19

Hey, well he asked you to pretend like you were using the bathroom, so you did...

HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:46

Women don't fart. So this is a fake.

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MidoAlhajji 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 13:25

at least it's better than farting while having doggy-style sex, eh? and yeah, this is way embarrassing, but it sure isn't a FML

nefertari_fml 2

Thursday 2 July 2009 13:28

Well.. you did what he wanted, right? :))

SweetieLish 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 13:51

It's natural, and I'm sure the doc has seen this happen all the time....so I wouldn't be too worried about it.

1bored 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 13:51

Hahahaha lol this is the funniest FML!!

BigSky 5

Thursday 2 July 2009 14:05

You have officially broken the ice. Now you and the cute doc can date and have fart wars.

4dakill 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 14:59

WIN!! lol ..play a tune doc - "brrrr brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" ahhhhhh Spill the beans!

lesp 6

Thursday 2 July 2009 14:09

"Today I farted in front of a man who probably had no interest in me anyway since he could get any woman he wants. FML." Shut up. Your day wasn't even "bad," much less effed.