Embarrassing, Relatable, Shoes and Transportation: Don't tread on me

Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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You deserved it 3 219

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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You deserved it 3 129

By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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You deserved it 9 441

Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 890

You deserved it 6 887

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 770

You deserved it 4 608

By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 226

You deserved it 4 187

Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 327

You deserved it 144

By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 134

You deserved it 17 305

By b. - 24/09/2009 10:06 - Australia

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 145

You deserved it 10 872

By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 03:52 - United States

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

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You deserved it 6 678

Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 185

You deserved it 13 105

loyalwolf06 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:21

It sucks to be going somewhere with only one shoe on though...how weird and embarrassing. :P Also depending on where you're going, it could be pretty messy without a shoe.

aupilot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

Ouch. What a bitch.

Comments

kitties_fml 12

Friday 24 April 2009 0:19

I'm so sick of everyone being like "omg who cares, this isn't an FML." No, the OP's life isn't ruined, but this is an amusing story/situation and thus belongs here. This site is supposed to be funny...stop being such grumpy sourpusses!

great_lawl 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:20

#5 are you kidding? having to walk on the train and to wherever you have to go with just one shoe? People would definitely give you looks, plus your foot would get all disgusting and maybe even some sort of disease and this is definitely a huge fml

kk_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:24

#13 really needs to learn how to write but I agree

tymarie2012 31

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:42

#13 does know how to type. they only had two spelling mistakes. just cause they had two spelling mistakes doesn't mean that they don't know how to type. and one of them was a typo most likely.

nviedemerde 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:27

Wow...I can't believe this made it on the site. No offense, I just don't find it funny (#31...what is so funny about it?) Maybe if you stepped in urine or gum or got your foot stomped on while shoe-less...then I would say, yes, definitely f your life. But the part you're talking about...doesn't seem that horrible.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 24 April 2009 0:27

wat a bitch!!!!

Trumple 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:29

How did your shoe fly off? Is it some kind of springy shoe that leaps out when trodden on?

dmendelsohn 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:33

oh snap. i accidentally did this to someone. she was wearing flip-flops and was talking on her cell phone and obvliously taking really small slow steps toward the doors. i was behind her and the doors were about to close so while walking close to her... she gave me the nastiest look i've ever gotten in my whole life.

ohhboyy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:34

no #32 im not kidding? compared to other people's real problems this shouldn't really be a big deal, it's just one day some people are homeless and don't even own shoes! so shaaaaddaaapp =]

GREENE89 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:34

Thats sucks. having to walk barefoot or with a sock at least. dirtyness. and alot of you STFU becuase its so easy to blame the victium in retrospect but still its a sucky situation to be in just think about if you were in that situation. then you wouldn't be so adpet to call the victim a idiot now would you so before you decied to rag on someone try and look at both sides of the situiton.

BBP_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:35

#34 - so you would have no problem being on a train with one shoe and then having to walk off the platform and through the station, you don't find that kind of embarrassing at all?