Love: Double standard

Double standard

By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By UnluckyTh1rteen - 27/08/2020 14:19 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML

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By supergingerr11 - 09/07/2011 05:55 - United States

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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BoyBeyond 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:50

Wow really YDI. Stop comparing your boyfriend to other people its wrong. I hate when people do that. If you don't like the way your boyfriend acts tell him, ever thought of that. If his attitude doesnt change dump him.

just_nicole 1

Monday 23 August 2010 18:44

now thts true love right there!(:

Comments

rabbiiit 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:06

your boyfriend's ******* rad.

rabbiiit 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:17

oops. double post my bad.

reallymily 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:01

you made a rhyme hahaha

JustHereBecause 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:12

ahaha. fist bumps are awesome, op. ;)

SleepyHead34 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:53

break up with tht sucker!!!

JenniNikki 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:55

Well, sucks to be you

sparty12 2

Tuesday 24 August 2010 0:01

nice i lawled at the fist bump. real smooth haha. as for the nose picking...no me gusta...

KAYRRIE 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 0:32

it's ok. her boyfriend sounds like a stalker anyway.

musicismything 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:09

Aha that's funny but seriously dump the dude.

HarderMyDarling 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:19

Why is everybody so down on the friend's boyfriend and the "I miss you already" text message? Maybe the OP's friend and her man live far away from each other, and they don't know when they'll see each other again. My boyfriend and I live 7 hours apart, and when he visits me, or I visit him, once we're apart again I feel an emptiness and loneliness I never could have imagined feeling before I knew him. Then a few minutes later I get a text from him saying something like "I miss you already baby. I love you," and I don't feel so alone anymore. Why is it so hard to believe that a man could genuinely miss his girl, even if they'd only been apart a few minutes?

roflcopter99 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:48

I feel the exact same way I don't get to see my gf often so after we say goodbye I feel that emptiness also and when I start talking to her it goes away :)