Drama queen

By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 01:58

Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
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Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16

Did Rick Springfield write this? Is your friend named Jessie?

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And1 12

Don’t worry, you will not be alone, you will always have your w*nk sock 👍

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Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16

Did Rick Springfield write this? Is your friend named Jessie?

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RichardPencil 30

Just bide your time. Your friend will **** up at one point, and that'll be your chance to pounce. Try not to let anyone know what a shameless opportunist you are.

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And1 12

Don’t worry, you will not be alone, you will always have your w*nk sock 👍

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diraven 15

Lower your standards. Some people have to fall in love with the ugly chicks

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