Health, Pregnancy, Cheating and Dreams: Dream baby dream

Dream baby dream

By NewDadHurtBad - 27/06/2022 09:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, for the third time in 3 months, my pregnant wife woke me up by slapping me because I cheated on her in her dreams. I would never cheat on my wife, and she blames it on "pregnancy brain." There's still 5 months to go. FML

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You deserved it 156

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By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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You deserved it 12 166

By Jrex89 - 02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML

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Dreams never end

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 08:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife had a dream in which I died while she was pregnant. This is troubling, especially since I had the exact same dream the day before. FML

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You deserved it 87

By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 4 079

Ross?

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 22:02 - United States - Klawock

Today, my wife had a dream that I was in the bath with our newborn baby. In the dream, I threw the baby out like a football. She can't get the image out of her head and won't forgive me. FML

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You deserved it 92

Baby daddy

By Unculturedsimp - 19/05/2020 17:00

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I got her pregnant and didn't own up to it. I wouldn't have blamed her if it didn't actually happen in her dream. FML

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You deserved it 145

Classic

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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You deserved it 1 442

How could you?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I’m nine months pregnant and divorcing my husband. He’s been cheating for the past six months and blamed it on me for “lack of intimacy.” I’ve been hospitalized three times for this pregnancy thus far, so I'm sorry I’ve been sick growing a whole ass human! FML

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You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 21:06 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

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You deserved it 4 879

JillianJuneBug 39

Monday 27 June 2022 21:27

Being pregnant is no excuse for domestic abuse.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 28 June 2022 4:43

Wife needs to see a psychologist. Anyone can have disturbing dreams, but to slap your sleeping partner while you are awake because of your dream is not part of a normal pregnancy or relationship.

Comments

JillianJuneBug 39

Monday 27 June 2022 21:27

Being pregnant is no excuse for domestic abuse.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 June 2022 0:49

You've earned a few hall passes. You've done the time, so now you can do the crime.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 28 June 2022 4:43

Wife needs to see a psychologist. Anyone can have disturbing dreams, but to slap your sleeping partner while you are awake because of your dream is not part of a normal pregnancy or relationship.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 28 June 2022 16:16

Next time she does it, look at her, say in a deep voice, "BATTLE HAS BEEN JOINED"...and slap her right back.

Yudith 24

Tuesday 28 June 2022 18:41

Two words: separate bedrooms.

Louis Brunelle 5

Tuesday 28 June 2022 23:52

Warning! Divorce her. She will never get better and certainly get worse. You will never be able to help/look at/be polite at another woman without her being jealous. You will always be accused of flirting no matter what. Your life will be miserable.