Drunken rampage?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friend's house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 903
You deserved it 5 510

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lizz12345 0

wow that's uncool. shave their heads in their sleep.

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I would be planning some major revenge. Did you plan to cut it for Locks of Love? Im sure its a lot more distressing if you had your hair long for your own personal reasons. Im sorry, OP :(

mexipunker 0

Go on a hair killing spree. Make them all bald.

LiveLaughLove077 0

sounds like someone had fun last night

Oh my gosh, OP. My hair is half way down my back and if someone did that to me Id cry for hours. Kinda reminds me of Remember Me... Anyways, I hope it grows back fast. That sucks D:. FYL.

sassington10 0

yeah! i was thinking the same thing. remember me was so sad though anyways...

sublime420 11

Once it gets past mid shoulders, its getting a little gross. And you look like a ******* hippie.

I tend to agree, for most people, at least. And I've never seen waist long hair that looks healthy.

My hair is very thick and healthy, also waist length.

waist length hair is fine as long as you keep it healthy. i hesitate to admit this in this context but my hair goes to my waist, but i always keep it trimmed so it looks healthy, the length wasnt even intentional it just grew fast and now i kind of like it because its warm in winter, good to play with when i get bored in lessons at school and fun to do plaiting/straightening/curling etc on. plus short hair doesnt suit me. so the moral of the story is that while lots of girls have their hair as a "security blanket", a lot of the time its just because they like it, like doing your eyeliner a particular way or wearing a particular type of clothing or even colour. what is kind of annoying is girls who go on about their "beautiful hair" when actually its long but thin and dull and straggly and full of split ends and would probably suit them shorter, but now im just bitching.

flashback.miss 28

 how bout in hair or biy a wig daaang what kinda friends are they?

galm666 0

1.) Get new friends. These people clearly don't care about you enough to respect you. 2.) I think you can hit them with legal action.

Yes. Hit them with a weighty tome of law.

afallingstar 22

I'm thinking they weren't your "friends"...of course for them to cut your hair off like that and you not wake up you would have to be drunk or on drugs not to wake up and beat the shit out of them, which I hope you did after finding your hair gone...

spartan_girl 0

it might not wake her up if her hair was off to the side, and had some slack in it (as it likely did since it's waist length)...I sleep heavily enough that it doesn't wake me up when my husband gets in bed after I'm asleep, so I don't think that the sound of scissors would wake me, and if they didn't have to pull on her hair to cut it, I don't see any reason why a sober person (who is also a heavy sleeper) couldn't sleep through having her hair cut

flashback.miss 28

Ooo why why was my comment moderated ?? :( heaist length hair too long?? Lol for me it's not long enough no I'm not a triphiliac (sp) op maybe. Wig?