Drunken rampage?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friend's house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 903
You deserved it 5 510

Top comments

lizz12345 0

wow that's uncool. shave their heads in their sleep.

Comments

That sucks, did anyone confess to doing it?

Having waist-long hair myself, I would've gone ballistic if someone had cut it in my sleep. Hope you went crazy on their asses.

teribaby89 9
mthurston 14

Slip em some sleeping pills and shove a huge ***** up their asses

Wishing there was a sympathy bottom

Well you know what they say, you can't choose your family but you can choose your friends...

Nonnas1 2

That is assault. Call a cop

Translation: OP passed out drunk or high. OP’s so-called friends butchered OP’s hair while OP was passed out. A stupid prank, but not permanently damaging. The Moral: Don’t pass out, especially with immature “friends” and others around. Observation: Almost no one ever admits to having indulged so much that they passed out from alcohol or anything else. People in their normal state would wake up when something like this was going on, not wake up later and discover it.