Weird and Love: Dude, seriously?

Dude, seriously?

By mellielynnemily - 26/10/2014 22:46 - United States

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

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By Stinkycar - 05/06/2017 12:00

Today, it was an unusually hot day and I saw one of my friends walking down the street carrying a large bag. I stopped and asked if he needed a ride. When he got in, I noticed a horrible stench. He then told me he'd just been dumpster diving. FML

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By JacktheRussian - 08/04/2013 00:33 - United States

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML

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By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML

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By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2014 00:14 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

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By LetMeOut - 11/11/2013 18:02 - United States - Richmond

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

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By explosiveBAM - 26/05/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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Monday 27 October 2014 8:14

He sounds really trashy

sweetbliss3 37

Monday 27 October 2014 8:16

he sounds over dramatic. because he can't just do something nice and not act like a moron because you're married.

Comments

fyl7899 12

Tuesday 28 October 2014 8:47

49 - Wow. You're weird.

xvrhdez 5

Wednesday 29 October 2014 19:15

Let your husband take it then... Taking favors from other men

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 2 November 2014 9:12

So because she's married she can't accept help from the opposite sex?

JokersHQ 21

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:17

Male entitlement at its finest... Sorry op!

lollypop624 11

Thursday 30 October 2014 1:34

He's amazing!!

redstone7693 29

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:50

comment #100

jousselinn 5

Wednesday 5 November 2014 12:35

Wow he's such a girl

MisUnFortunate 31

Monday 15 December 2014 19:27

I beg to differ, I don't think girls will be quite that childish when they get rejected. Stereotypically speaking, they usually just get some ice cream and a sad movie. When a guy gets rejected, he will typically threaten the girl or like kill her or stalk her or idk but honestly it would have been better if the guy in this story had acted like "a girl" because then he wouldn't have been such a shit