Annoying and Movies: Dude, STFU! - FML

Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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Top comments

JFLESH 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:08

I ******* hate people like that

SummerWind 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:40

God, what a dick! Hope you told him off, and that he never watches a movie again.

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SadinSherman 16

Friday 22 July 2011 3:29

I go to the movies with people like that all the time,it's so annoying

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:41

When I went to see Avatar in a cinema, a retarded guy in a wheel chair was next to me in the movie, he farted repeatedly, talked jiberish through the whole movie.

Helped 35

Tuesday 2 April 2013 12:39

That's why I can't stand those people.

lexilou1824 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:48

Wow, thats not right. I would of told him off then and there.

BritLass 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 13:09

I hate people like that!! Or the ones that sit and say the lines throughout the movie while the actors are saying them! Stupid!! (:

aPieceOfFruit 16

Friday 23 September 2011 0:23

HIM: "HA HA HA" YOU: "Huh!, that's funny" HIM: "What?" YOU: "Nothing, Just laughing makes me fart, weird huh?"

cbdee 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:25

- Agrees w/optimist -

jrsylilballer6 7

Friday 21 October 2011 0:01

2nd Fml :")

piwikiwi93 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 7:13

Cinema? Are you Australian or British?

LlamaMcSoulMamma 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 8:58

some people like to talk about the movie. i say let them

zombiegold 23

Friday 30 December 2011 2:51

Has anyone realized this is the first miscellaneous FML?

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