Work: Dude, WTF!

Dude, WTF!

By skygoddess - 28/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was assigned to empty the lavatory tank on an airplane. I haven't done this since February, when the contents ended up all over me. I thought to myself, "It can't happen again, can it?" I was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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By 0h_Boy - 04/03/2020 18:00

Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML

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By Traumatized - 12/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML

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DaveMcRae 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:03

Wtf is wrong with people?

MyzticHydra 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:05

at least the guy didn't die right? so your a heroic trash can :)

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SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:26

loolol

Clark3 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:38

Indeed. Wtf is wrong with some people?

tapesculpture 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:38

what a bitch...

robv565 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:40

ummm it clearly says "the passenger behind him tried to hand me HER trash. " sooo F her Life

moonsolomon 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:46

At least she didn't try to stuff it in your pocket when you didn't take it, that would have been the epitome of ****** up.

somethingawesome 9

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:53

No. She is just rude.

ky_stone22 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:22

Her life was in danger too. If you didn't take her trash at that second, she may've realized that the world didn't revolve around her. YDI obviously i'm kidding. what a bitch!

jpturnbull 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:22

Your not a sky godess your a flying waitress. Get rid off the attitude and empty the trash. Air tickets cost enough without the I'm a godess attitude.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:15

Perhaps, someday, it will be you having a medical problem on a plane. I hope somebody flags the flight attendant down for something minuscule whilst she or he could be saving -your- life. Shame on you, little man. The issue here was that somebody was dying, not that she had an attitude of any sort.