Weird, Job interview and Work: Due diligence

Due diligence

By jobless - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Buffalo

Today, I heard back from a company that I recently interviewed with. They told me I didn't get the job because "it was obvious that I had been coached." I wasn't. Sorry that I actually researched the company unlike the rest of the nitwit candidates. FML

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Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited, I prepared for the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML

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Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 22:00 - Australia

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By Username - 12/05/2011 06:17

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML

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Toxic workplace goals!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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iOceanus 18

Wednesday 9 July 2014 14:18

You're qualified for the job, so we can't hire you. The logic. -.-

subhaan786 19

Wednesday 9 July 2014 14:17

That's unfortunate OP seems quite dickish for them to say that Better luck next time!

Comments

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 9 July 2014 14:51

That'll teach you to try. The only thing it seems that gets people ahead these days is mediocrity. Next time, strive not to strive. Don't be you, just be average.

Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 9 July 2014 14:59

I'm sure you'll find an employer soon enough who will appreciate your attention to detail. Keep it up :)

mrwilsong 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:01

It seems like idiots are slowly taking over.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 10 July 2014 0:21

You mean they weren't already in charge?

Coccinelle_fml 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:01

I'm confused. Even though you weren't coach, I don't understand why it'd be a bad thing if you were? It's not like you cheated...

CurvyisCool 22

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:02

"Well, you know about the business and know what to do... So... No, you can't have the job " What?

cjmedic 12

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:05

Oh gee, that makes complete sense. Don't worry, OP, you'll find a job that actually values your effort while they're stuck with a moron.

ihpp 22

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:05

they definitely don't deserve you. keep applying to jobs you'll get hired sooner or later.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:06

I did a lot of hiring interviews for my previous company, that someone was prepared and even coached has never been an issue, quite the contrary. It showed commitment. This company is clearly run by idiots, that they didn't hire you was probably a blessing in disguise.

Phoebe18 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:06

I understand people trying to make OP feel better by saying they're better off without the job but I would just like to point out that work isn't easy to find these days and if OP is currently not receiving an income from anywhere they may very well need the job. Even though OP deserves to be treated better it doesn't mean he/she is better off without the job. OP I really hope you find a job soon, it's tough but hang in there. Good luck :)