Duped

By Ennui - 20/02/2010 19:12 - United States

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Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
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perdix 29

Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

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DGross 8

Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

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MidgetMonster 0

ydi for having sex with a scum bag after he dumped you. what a tool you are

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amazinggbaby 2

She obviously still liked him and he made her think there was a possibilty of getting back together, of coarse she took the opportunity. She definately does not deserve to get robbed and emotionally hurt because she fell for a guy she had a relationship with a few days before.

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MadaZer0 8

Agreed~ Girls like the OP would do anything to get their loves back. So they are easy to manipulate >.> Getting used like that is pathetic because you have no will power? He not only got your cash and laptop but he also got sex! Wtf you gave it to him OP so YDI 

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iloveloosy12 0

sad! but sexy:) fyl and you don't deserve it

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vansbabe66 0

damn havnt u heard fool me once shame on u fool me twice shame on me? geeze .. u better get your sh

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fisheatsbear 6

but it was only once. now if she did it again...

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DGross 8

Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

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col535 0

also, brake his tv, destroy his car THEN kick him where it hurts,twice. one to wake him up, one while he's awake.

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perdix 29

Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

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DGross 8

aaaooww ... signature Jackson scream...

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beer01 0

tan tan tan nan nan tan ....

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ringmybell_fml 0

no words can fully describe the awesome of perdix' comment. *applause and tears of joy*

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lolorly 0

That's my name! That's my theme song! :0.... It was her doom!

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perdix 29

lolorly, aka, Annie, I'm going to ask you one last time, and we all want to hear an answer. I'm not going to ask again because I've asked a thousand times and haven't got a straight answer from you yet. So, for the last time: Are you OK?

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lolorly 0

I love you. I am asked that question a lot; however, since I enjoy being asked, I never like to give a satisfactory answer. But, since you're you, I will give you this: I AM okay.

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perdix 29

I'm so pleased to hear that, Annie, aka lolorly--we were so worried about you. Now, I can get that song out of my head. Time to go, so I guess I'll just Beat it, Beat it, No one wants to be defeated... Ugh, new soundtrack in my head.

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stinkytruck 0

you know you liked it. quit complaining.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Actually, it was a heterosexual relationship.

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Olympian94 0

gunta, WTF is with your picture? THAT'S a gay picture. XD

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nomnommonster 0

oh jeez. ydi for actually believing all the words that spewed out of his mouth.

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