Duped

By Ennui - 20/02/2010 19:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 418
You deserved it 10 321

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

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PsychoMerk 0

if it didn't work the first time, wth made you think it would work the second time?

you should have called the police during the time you wrote this fml...

FUDGELOVESME 0

ydi you should know better u got to caught up in your "future together" that you didn't realize that he's your ex and doesn't want you back and call the police report that your stuff is missing and your boyfriend stole it instead of bitching about it on fml

nutcrackers 2

that's most awful thing I've ever heard about ex!! he's gonna get paid back someday... hopefully by you OP...

guckylynn 19

You're lucky if that's the worst thing you've heard about an ex. There was a young girl who was murdered by her ex in the town I grew up in.

wow. I can't believe you talkin bout my fazha.

she forgot about the reason why they broke up in the first place, no one deserves it, but some people definitely leave the door wide open. or, legs, for example

Not an FML, report him to the cops, have him thrown in jail, and he'll become someones bitch hopefully.

do20ss 4

suckeeeeeeeer give him another chance to redeem himself mayb he'll give it back to u....