Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
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quickbarn 0

Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!

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redlipsalsa 0

Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

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Sorgenlos 0

I had something similar happen to me. I sneezed while my head was turned in an awkward position which caused a muscle spasm in my neck. I was unable to move for a few hours, had to stay home for the next few days, and wasn't even allowed to carry my backpack around for the next two weeks. On top of that, when I got back to school all the people who normally wouldn't have noticed my absence made me recount my story, and everyone thought I was lying about being incapacitated by a sneeze. FML

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tbeaun 0

Benny Hill would of been jealous of that one!

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Henrius_fml 0

Noname has been having some bad days, I hope they get better soon

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Commentator_fml 0

Only a few people here have posted real comments, the rest must entertain yourself by laughing at something that could be very serious.

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HamsteronA 0

stuff that, it really is funny! I l'dol at this for ages. laughED out loud, not laugh out louded

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gabbyh 0

LOLLL omg are you okay?!?! shit.... seriously that sounds like something that would happen to me, that's why I laughed so much.... haha. props to your wife =]

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ifdup187 0

well, at least you have a good wife! That's love! Hope that you are better!

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strawberryswirl 0

Who the hell put that you deserved this???

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Laughing_is_cool 4

thats terrible, i can't even imagine sneezing THAT hard and my sneezes are huge

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lilmizgmnast 0

HAHAHAH OMG. thats funny. but also very unfortunate :[ i'm sorry this had to happen to you.

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ELAINEsaysWOOF 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMAO HAHA LOL

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