Gross, Toilet and Health: Eau de toilette

Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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By kentrm - 11/05/2016 02:12 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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Wet leg

By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By leanne - 16/12/2020 17:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML

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By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

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Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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sthrr 6

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:14

I don't think you wanna know.

perdix 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:24

Pussy juice -- she was masturbating in there. She must be a squirter.

Comments

Tr3vor94 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:42

Just hope that it was soap. Haha

Devin91 20

Saturday 5 March 2011 17:02

eww. enough said

jewels987 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 2:50

wow your picture is hot!

jhillmoney 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:59

MILK. BREAST MILK.

dirtyblond 4

Saturday 5 March 2011 21:05

wtf? hahaha

calbabe96 5

Sunday 6 March 2011 5:58

hahaha. Made my day

wytang 3

Saturday 5 March 2011 17:07

was it yellow?

Harpy20 24

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:24

yea like she could see that the little drops that landed on her face was yellow...on top of the fact that she wiped it off...

Krega 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 17:02

Pee of course

jhillmoney 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 17:04

MILK.

that_is_Nathy 9

Saturday 5 March 2011 17:39

Do yourself a favour and don't think about it

SarahStarzz 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 17:33

eewwww disgusting I wonder what it was... maybe it was water ?

ringothedrummer 4

Sunday 6 March 2011 0:29

Of course it maybe was water, the sink was only BROKEN.

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:40

28- so, do you even READ the fmls? jesus christ..

sailorzoe 14

Saturday 5 March 2011 17:37

Way to be passive. YDI

zom_fml 10

Saturday 5 March 2011 20:01

Or maybe she was using 'sink' when she meant the soap dispenser. You can hope anyway OP :p

dorkasaurusROAR 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 11:08

sailorzoe, you're really pretty. (:

DocBastard 38

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:27

Most people have to pay for the golden shower. You got it for free, so stop complaining. Damn ingrate.

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