Economics

By Stupid - 18/09/2013 08:46 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have to replace my $120 calculator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 883
You deserved it 68 070

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Barriaultcory 16

Right. Because one form of stealing justifies another petty one. :p At least the university Told you their prices before you went, and you Still made the choice to go. No matter how I look at this, it's still your fault, sorry. ;p

Comments

What's with everyone posting about soy milk this week XD

That's a security measure. All soy milk cartons are rigged to blow when the proximity sensor reads a certain distance from the fridge. Also, milk made from beans both confuses and disturbs me.

TheDrifter 23

It would disturb you more if you saw what they do to soy beans to turn them into "milk".

As Lewis Black says, "There's no such thing as soy milk because there's no soy titty, is there?"

Chellybelly92 14

Stealing things will only raise the tuition anyway.

Let's be real - your school is probably making less than $1 profit off of that milk. Way to stick it to the man.

milk is actually sold at a loss most of the time

That's what you get for stealing, YDI.

You want justice, yet you commited an injustice? Stealing is dumb, dude. YDI