Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Spicy
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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ollie179 21

"And then Danielle actually had the cheek to call me a bitch in front of the whole salon whilst having my hair conditioned and..." That's nice, bend over baby.

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linkinpark98 23

Well maybe you should stop talking once in a while.

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morganpaige1994 2

Ha. Like a boss! But I use sex to catch him off guard afterwards and then start talking cuz he's already wore out from the first round lol

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Leslier_fml 4

Its better than him ignoring you or telling you to shut the hell up. Sex is good for relationships anyways.

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Hc10455 0

Sounds like I would to if I was your boyfriend!

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ShesAPistol 0

I have got to try this... Is it just me or are guys really less sex crazed then I was lead to belive... Humm I don't see this as a FML you can make this work to your benifet!

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Brilliant66star 17

The sex must be better than the conversation. It is what it is.

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TheTallPerson 3

I don't always have sex, but when I do, it's to shut me up.

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