Break-ups and Love: Eternity

Eternity

By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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You deserved it 3 630

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 210

By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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You deserved it 303

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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You deserved it 65 743

By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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You deserved it 1 385

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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You deserved it 3 160

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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You deserved it 6 592

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 06:15

Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML

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You deserved it 166

By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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You deserved it 9 510

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 632

Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 191

You deserved it 168

waltjrimmer 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:25

"Would you folks like any dessert? No? You sure? You make such a cute couple, maybe I could recommend the shared sundae?"

CreepInTheCorner 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:24

Good luck, OP. But you were a nice guy for still paying.

Comments

vikkip5 3

Sunday 7 April 2013 7:09

I would have ditched her right that second lol

Geary519 20

Sunday 7 April 2013 7:14

you drove her home? soft....

hah_gay 2

Sunday 7 April 2013 7:27

Hey, it could be worse ...

spicedream 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 7:37

personally i would have dropped enough for my dinner on the table and said goodbye, leaving her to find her own way home. if you're going to break up with someone, for god's sake, don't do it on a date. she could have waited to break op's heart until the next day or two, come on. that was heartless of her.

blackvyper 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 7:53

I would have made her pay her half and then allowed her the honor of catching a taxi home.

misspennycakes 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 8:32

You have no self respect

Recon1 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 8:59

That's when you walk up too the sever and hand him enough cash to cover the tab, his 40 percent tip and a cab fare for the lady, and keep walking. I keep a 120 handy at all times for such occasions.