Miscellaneous: Exhausted

Exhausted

By FML - 24/07/2014 15:59 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

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You deserved it 24 310

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 856

You deserved it 4 309

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By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 312

You deserved it 558

Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 818

You deserved it 4 718

By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 689

You deserved it 32 918

By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 777

You deserved it 5 219

By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 457

You deserved it 4 336

By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 284

You deserved it 8 775

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 619

You deserved it 43 665

By mike oxsmall - 16/06/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 051

You deserved it 6 557

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 943

You deserved it 3 127

colton_colton 49

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:35

Well atleast he didn't hurt you. Hope the robber gets caught OP

ChawanKiti 15

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:36

That really sucks. I wouldn't really say you deserve it, considering the robber could have been violent if they noticed you were awake, but how could you feel comfortable enough to fall back asleep?

Comments

martin998877 12

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:41

Today I broke into an empty house to rob it. Unfortunately the owner was inside, asleep on the couch! I thought they were gonna attack me, luckily I had a gun. They pretended to be asleep so I let them live. Fml.

Senseless_487 29

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:45

I'm gonna go ahead and say no to that.

meepingoreos 6

Friday 25 July 2014 4:33

How would that be an FML? It sounds pretty good that he fell back asleep.

nightbirdblue 27

Friday 25 July 2014 15:24

Maybe the robber wanted a reason to kill? That could be a FML at least from the robber's prospective.

mkymouse90 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:42

Wow how did that happen...

zZLightZz 13

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:42

at least he wasn't a rapist

Meggston 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:43

How could you possibly fall back asleep with a stranger in your house? Did you think it was a weird kind of dream or something? The adrenaline something like that puts in your system should have woken you up with a pretty big start.

Earths_Venus 25

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:43

As a heavy sleeper, I can honestly say, it's time to get a dog to avoid this happening again.

Trinidad727 9

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:44

For your sake thats the best case scenario!!

Meggston 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:46

I can't even fall back to sleep if I've had a dream there was a wasp in my room.

bravesgirl55 11

Friday 25 July 2014 9:30

Or a spider... Creepy bastards!

Meggston 17

Friday 25 July 2014 16:48

Spiders aren't that bad. None where I live can do any damage. I'm allergic to wasps though.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Friday 25 July 2014 21:07

Are you kidding me #80? Spiders can be so creepy when you wake up with a small one crawling down your face that turns out to be a Black Widow.

Meggston 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 1:34

The scariest spider where I live is a garden spider. And that's only because it's big. No venomous ones, mostly daddy long legs and house spiders.

GoodOptions 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 10:46

So, you're saying there is absolutely no way that a black widow or brown recluse could be inhabiting your house, or in close proximity to your house? Have you conducted a spider census?