Miscellaneous: Experience

Experience

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boss asked me how my parents' divorce affected me as a child. This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt. Turns out he wants to leave his wife and wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" because of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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You deserved it 1 924

By Loopylogo - 10/01/2017 14:01

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

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Thanks for the heads up

By thanksma - 29/01/2017 07:00 - United States - Stilwell

Today, at his request, I met up with my brother for lunch so we could catch up. Apparently, our mother put him up to it so he could tell me our parents are getting a divorce. They didn't want to tell me themselves because I'm "too emotional." FML

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You deserved it 652

It was supportive, I swear

By oopsydaisy - 01/10/2014 02:20 - United States

Today, my co-worker told me that my other co-worker is in the process of getting a divorce. I got really excited because his marriage is very toxic. He overheard me say, "He deserves that divorce!" I meant it in a good way, but I don't think he took it that way. FML

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You deserved it 12 048

By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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You deserved it 4 181

Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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You deserved it 22 648

It's all too much

By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 00:00

Today, via a situation too complicated to explain, I accidentally cost my boss almost 50,000, on the same day his wife asked for a divorce and his dog died. I’m almost too scared to tell him how I screwed up, in case it sends him completely off the deep end. FML

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You deserved it 273

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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You deserved it 4 907

By Really - 15/01/2016 16:25 - United States - Butte

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

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You deserved it 1 564

By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:16

At least he cares how his kids are going to turn out due to his actions. Not an FML.

deliapearl 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:56

not a FML but still a good story. perhaps u just saved his children some serious grief.

Comments

spellfire 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 17:30

He's asking the wrong person. He should ask someone whose parents never divorced.

andyroxs 2

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:46

who moderates these FMLs.. this isnt an FML

lonelyboy23 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:23

Now he knows how messed up his kids will be through you.

kayLatta 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:24

my parents seperated because of my birth...lolololololol

seafoam11 8

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:24

HAHAHAHA. Oh goodness. LotR for the win.

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:40

Nice. Thanks to the person who said "LotR" so that I could finally remember where I knew the word "ents" from. XD

girlwhoactshigh 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:53

Well at least you know he loves his kid :D and you shouldnt say how much it hurts. Dont get pity. Pity is worthless and will get you no where in life :D

AlexMercer_fml 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 20:57

Amusing story, but not really an FML, unless you're saying he considers you to be messed up and wants to know if it was the divorce that made you that way. In which case, you weren't very clear. And it's still not much of an FML!

silvercola 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 21:23

today, I read this FML. Fml

skippyelgato 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 22:06

Well, it was a good question that was asked by the boss. It seems that the OP would rather be self centred than help some other poor children avoid the same fate.