Work, Teachers and Kids: Fainting time

Fainting time

By kindergarten teacher - 23/03/2013 13:25 - United States - Hanford

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie, telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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You deserved it 3 680

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By megan - 01/04/2015 17:56 - United States - Lutz

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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You deserved it 5 140

By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 214

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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You deserved it 3 161

By Soap0015 - 16/08/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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You deserved it 2 811

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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You deserved it 110

By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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Saturday 23 March 2013 19:33

Be thankful it wasn't a highschool class or you would have woken with penises everywhere..

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:33

Well, the ones who stuck around and tried to communicate with the office via walkie talkies sound pretty mature for their age, so kudos to them.

Comments

merpherp 7

Sunday 24 March 2013 8:47

Epic

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:11

I hope you don't lose your job

xr0517 10

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:31

they r just kids

Psych0siis_fml 1

Sunday 24 March 2013 10:39

I think this is one of the rare fml's that has truly made me laugh . Epicness at the highest level !

FalconWhitaker 20

Sunday 24 March 2013 11:45

Kudos to the kids who stayed. They did very well, even if they did think you were dead.

jtackle 2

Sunday 24 March 2013 14:58

Omg my teacher did that when i was a child. Talk about trauma. And it happened a few times. Poor kids....

derver26 3

Sunday 24 March 2013 18:26

Go home kindergarten teacher, you're drunk.

jadamsclassic 5

Sunday 24 March 2013 20:24

at least there were four kids that cared enough to stay and make sure you were taken care of...

noodledawg 1

Sunday 24 March 2013 22:58

Just goes to show how smart some children are when it comes to these kinds of situations. Defiantly have to reward those kids!

caitiebug1119 15

Sunday 24 March 2013 23:38

I'm impressed that some of the kids knew what to do. Maybe some of the kids that left were trying to find help. Give the kids that stayed to help an award, and awards to any kids that left the room to find help from the school nurse and other teachers. No awards to any kids that were just playing on the monkey bars.