Sex, Students and Intimacy: Fair warning

Fair warning

By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

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By hi Mum - 11/12/2013 19:59 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By thanks mom ¬_¬ - 24/08/2013 22:05 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By sorrydad - 13/12/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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You deserved it 886

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Amphysvena 11

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:30

actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.

shostakovich 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:18

And a sock on the door would help... how?

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justlooking 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 22:25

lock the damn door, duh

angryseatroll 5

Saturday 18 July 2009 23:34

Wouldn't a condom on the door send across the message with a little more clarity. Lol. FYL. That had to be awkward. But if you are old enough to be living on your own, it can't be that bad.

PineappleBlonde 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 2:12

Apartments have to have at least 2 locks, at least in TX. A deadbolt that can be unlocked with a key from the outside and then a lock that can't be accessed form outside the apartment. So, even if she had a key, you could have prevented her from entering... Also, a sock on the door is for a dorm situation...not apartments.

captainmaharet 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 3:13

Lock the door, stupid.

Hjelloo 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 3:51

Lock the door you stupid ******* *****.

weirdgirl_sf 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 4:51

Sorry but your dumb for giving your mom your spare key. You must have known she would have no qualms about turning up uninvited you grew up with her! I love my mom but I would never trust her not to randomly show up to my place and let herself in if she had the means. Also the sock on the door thing is only for dorms and the room mates that come with them, not the real world.

OrangesofDeath 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 6:41

Why would you put a sock on a door for your own apartment? The OP is probably still living at home.

skylar302 6

Sunday 19 February 2012 2:51

Agreed. This makes no sense. Why would you put a sock on your door when you live alone? Were you expecting company? Did you forget you aren't a college kid?