Work: False accusation

False accusation

By Missa - 04/07/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 02:01

Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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By spitstopper - 07/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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xemmy_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:02

Wow, what a bitch you are. Are all little children automatically liars, 100% of the time?

Kttttt 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:17

Ass.

Comments

Dragonmouth 4

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:34

No reason to make kids cry, even if they did do it. Beach balls don't hurt.

laffalot53 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:36

grow up! its a flippin beach ball!!! who gives a crap?!!

jw90 18

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:14

Maybe next time make sure it was them before u start chewing some ass.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:47

I guess a lot of people don't know that stores =/= to playgrounds. Yes beachballs don't hurt, but you're NOT supposed to play or run around inside of stores where merchandise can get damaged. If kids want to play they can do it outside. FYL, OP. :/

lyndis_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:54

The kids weren't playing. They were shopping like every other customer in the store. It's the employees who were ******* off. OP shouldn't have been an irrational bitch about it.

KonM4N4Life 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:50

Light up it's just a ball...

megs8907 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:04

Even if it was the 2 girls that ACCIDENTALLY hit you in the head, it's not they like freakin' meant it you dumbass. Definitely YDI!!

prey4war 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:56

The next time somebody "accidentally" rearends your car during your commute. I don't wanna hear you say shit!

iloveidi0ts 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:12

Lol seriously.. :] Thankyou, 55.

Sir_drink_alot 20

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:58

55; there is a big difference between having your car damaged in an accident and having an inflatable ball hit your head, the op was probably more shocked then hurt

Some___Guy 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:07

Good thinking - shoot first and ask questions later.

haxromana 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:31

All issues about whether it is correct to reprimand someone else's kids aside, what the hell is wrong with your coworker? Why didn't she just speak up right away?

c0w 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:53

Even if they were the ones who were playing with the ball and hit you in the head, you should under no circumstance be treating a customer, never mind that they're 7, like that. I hope there are cameras in the store and your boss has a nice, long talk with you about being civil while you're working.