Work: False accusation

False accusation

By Missa - 04/07/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 02:01

Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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By spitstopper - 07/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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xemmy_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:02

Wow, what a bitch you are. Are all little children automatically liars, 100% of the time?

Kttttt 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:17

Ass.

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prey4war 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:54

The real villain here is the coworker who threw the beach ball and then stood and watched you ream those two kids. On the flip side, kids are disrespectful little ***** by default. All these menstrating sows in here with little brats of their own will vehemently deny this with "Not my kids!" but they spoil them the same as the others. You did society a favor today in that you scared those little rugrats so that they may think twice next time they decide to act out in public. **** those little kids!

SimpleSimon 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:06

Today, my sister and I were at the store buying a beach ball for my terminally ill friend, when this asshole who worked there came over and started yelling at me for throwing one at him. I tried to explain it wasn't me, but he just kept screaming til i started crying, then he threw me out. FML

Oplleez 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:58

No, people. The real villains in this story are the conspicuously absent parents of said children.

car6435 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:03

damn. asshole

dan81892 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:10

YDI, but also your employee could have told you when she saw you were yelling at the two kids.

car6435 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:18

number 57 prey4war. your idea is your oppinion. since you are disrespecting me in my age group with your biased remarks of us being "rugrats". and speaking as if those kids were doing wrong by just being at the wrong place at the wrong time. I have been in this situation before and it is extremly embaressing to be yelled at and not be able to controle yourself. If you actually think all that you said, then in my oppinion, your messed up. you are also immature for condoning and describing kids with swear words. I swear to. but in this case I won't. Kids are not born trouble makers. they can become trouble makers, but not all are. you in my oppinion is an insensitive, uptight, and un-educated jerk. you shouldn't work with kids. based on your info.

grimmelok 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:05

REAMING.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:06

you really got so pissed off that you had to anally punish some innocent little girls? haha ass-reaming

PokeyStix 3

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:17

If they said that wasn't them, believe 'em for once you arse!

car6435 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:29

plus to number 57 Prey4war, up yours you were a kid ounce andyou also act so perfect. I have made many mistakes but I improve. also the OP stated that it was the co-worker who threw the ball. I don't understand why you think they deserve to be embaressed and to cry. if all they were doing was wondering in the hall. this happened to me and it hurts. I hope you get emberressed soon. please reply to this and we can debate. Im sorry but your comment got me mad