Work: False accusation

False accusation

By Missa - 04/07/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 02:01

Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML

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Bag of frozen peas time

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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By spitstopper - 07/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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You deserved it 1 824

Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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You deserved it 264

Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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xemmy_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:02

Wow, what a bitch you are. Are all little children automatically liars, 100% of the time?

Kttttt 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:17

Ass.

Comments

Matty_No9 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:33

hahaha awesome

freezelikeme123 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:20

Lol OP i wouldve done the same thiing but i wouldnt have gone to the extent of making a effen little girl cryy!!!!?? like SPAZ much! You definatley deserved it!! c'mon!

jaycro 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:12

I'm proud of you

NatandAlexrhot 6

Saturday 3 April 2010 5:36

wow jerk.

NatandAlexrhot 6

Saturday 3 April 2010 5:39

and @kingbeau lmaooo now I can't stop laughing

n33mb 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 17:59

Holy shit, your a bitch. Even if they did do it, then who cares. They are 7, and you would make them cry if you caught them playing with a beach ball? FTL not yours

ahole1212 3

Monday 4 October 2010 2:21

wow, your a ******* bitch!

ugliness 6

Tuesday 26 October 2010 23:50

Op, your logic is messed up, unfortunately I can't blame you as many brain dead adults would also blame the nearest child, I've been in the same position as those kids many times, I'm the guy who follows the rules and never lies, I was the little kid who was constantly in unlucky situations