Love: False hope

False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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Friendzone 2.0

By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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Not such a happy ending

By JustJared - 15/09/2021 05:00

Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By crap - 07/03/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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worldcupcheer17 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:00

well atleast she trusts you as a friend and you know that she won't be with another guy? :)

paleontologist 8

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:34

Uh, no. There isn't. Lesbians don't like guys. They don't like dicks. Lesbians don't want to get with you. Ever.

Comments

hahafylop 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:27

That sucks. Unfortunately, she doesn't.

MrSexyPants 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:29

Forever the best friend, huh?

tayza249 20

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:30

Why does everyone automatically think "woo threesome!" ? she's a lesbian, not a bisexual. lesbians don't tend to like dicks. so why the hell would she want that?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:32

Agreed. And still, even if she were bisexual, not all bisexual people want to have threesomes. Just because bisexual people like both doesn't mean that they necessarily want both at once. I'm bisexual and fiercely monogamous.

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:39

Because we are on fml and the majority of people just say "threesome" for Lolz... try to take it so seriously...

CasualZombie 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:40

maybe they'd let him watch. cheer them on a bit.

SirPlagueRat 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:31

Oh god, what's with all the threesome jokes? Shut the **** up, already. It's not funny.

x_SiiLLY_x 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:34

You deserve it for having a girlfriend

txgirl2013 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:35

Forever Alone?? :( sorry OP!

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:35

Aww. Well maybe that will make it easier for you to get over her.

ohwow013 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:41

ouch OP fyl ...at least it isn't another guy

Flutist 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:50

I find this funny. If it was another guy then he would have a chance, he might be able to confess to her and later get into the dating zone. Now he has no chance. So the line "at least it isn't another guy" leaves no hope for him EVER getting with her unless she is bisexual.