Family values

By this is impossible - 05/01/2016 00:21 - United States - Norristown

Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28

you still have free will OP don't let him or anyone try and take it from you, if he doesn't like your choices then to bad for him you have to be you're own person it's your life not his.

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kenyrabit 25

Pardon, but those who voted "You deserved it" .. How?

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imStoneCold 7

Sometimes when scrolling down on my phone I accidentally press it. Because it cannot be undone I just press the FYL button when it happens.

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DoomSkuller 28

Usually mistaps, sometimes it's trolls, sometimes badge hunters

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protoskore 27

well, at least he did not forbid you from Becoming black persons.

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darkaxx 9

Please be gay and marry a black Muslim and have no kids.

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writergirl1029 17

Or better yet, adopt a kid from Africa. He'll love that.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Have a threesome with a black man and a muslim. He didn't say anything about that. Anyway, your dad is an idiot. It's your life, not his.

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arabian22 29

Well, if you're ever really bored or just wanna get back at him, I'd love to pose as your wife

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InsanityVerge 8

lol. you are so pretty i think it would make his dad rethink his statements.

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luvlu444 24

dont live your life according to his rules. be the way you want and if that goes against his will, he has to choose weather to keep his unrealistic beliefs or his daughter. it shouldnt be you who has to choose

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AyeJay101 25

Marry a black Muslim and be Bi? I'm not into incest so I agree, don't have kids from your sister ?

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anon385 23

My dad dissowned me for being bisexual but idgaf cuz its my life not his. Dont listen to your dad, you can marry whoever ypu want. If you don't wmt kids, dont get any

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bandaidstations 28

"Don't get any kids" made me Lol. Seriously though, my sisters husband left when she bought their 5yr old son a play grill for Christmas. Apparently that meant he is going to be gay and he wants nothing to do with him. He's black, so you'd think he'd get it since my sister got disowned by pretty much everyone but me for being with him.

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PhoenixChick 26

But...but...grilling is the manly combination of fire and meat! That's the most hetero gift you could give a son, besides a blow-up doll.

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bandaidstations 28

He also wasn't permitted to watch Dora the Explorer because she was Mexican. Guy is a dick. He is so scared his son may someday be gay that he freaks. my nephew asking for a play cooking set like the one he has at preschool. My sister got the grill as a compromise, but it wasn't good enough I guess :(

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