Kids, Relatable, Racism and Parents: Family values

Family values

By this is impossible - 05/01/2016 00:21 - United States - Norristown

Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 20:19 - United States - San Diego

Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML

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By TrashlifeKaylala - 10/07/2019 00:01

Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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Slight overreaction?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 07:37

Today, my husband and I recently decided not to have kids, because neither of us like children. Learning this, my dad wrote me out of his will and my mother swore on the Bible in church that she’s never going to speak to me again until I obey God's word and start multiplying. FML

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By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 03:44 - Australia

Today, I had to endure my father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university because it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums. This is the same man who threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni. FML

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Stuck in the life script

By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 15:00

Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML

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Great talk, Dad

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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By i suck, this i know :( - 26/07/2013 22:11 - Malawi - Blantyre

Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

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Queen_bee1234 21

Tuesday 5 January 2016 9:45

I bet he voted for Donald Trump.

epost1 13

Tuesday 5 January 2016 9:42

merica' f*uck yea!

Comments

Bulbadragon 21

Tuesday 5 January 2016 13:48

Would being disowned by him really be that bad if he's like that?

Curtis66 19

Tuesday 5 January 2016 13:54

Go marry a gay black Muslim just to show him.

louiswood 13

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:31

Just wait till your 18

Dynamite73 25

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:33

It's easy not to be gay but I have a crush on a Muslim girl so if those were the rules for me too, he gets a giant middle finger.

Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:40

"It's easy not to be gay?" You do realise it's not a choice right? If you think it IS a choice then prove it. Become gay, then go straight again. Can't do it? Oh, right, sexuality isn't a thing you have control over.

sidpool912 14

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:40

god bless 'murcia

vikky538 28

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:48

He is the perfect family guy

Mojos12 6

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:53

My dad is kinda like that

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:57

i suggest cutting dad out your life if he tells you who you can love and kids from both you he does know in some cases no matter how hard you try a child will never come be it illness or something your body does

Malsain_fml 10

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:58

Ahahahahah love your Dad! I am pretty sure you now think again your sexuality, feel attracted toward muslims or black people (which doesn't fit, one being a religion while the other is a skin color) and might not want kids.