Kids, Relatable, Racism and Parents: Family values

Family values

By this is impossible - 05/01/2016 00:21 - United States - Norristown

Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 20:19 - United States - San Diego

Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML

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By TrashlifeKaylala - 10/07/2019 00:01

Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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Slight overreaction?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 07:37

Today, my husband and I recently decided not to have kids, because neither of us like children. Learning this, my dad wrote me out of his will and my mother swore on the Bible in church that she’s never going to speak to me again until I obey God's word and start multiplying. FML

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By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 03:44 - Australia

Today, I had to endure my father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university because it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums. This is the same man who threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni. FML

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Stuck in the life script

By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 15:00

Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML

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Great talk, Dad

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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By i suck, this i know :( - 26/07/2013 22:11 - Malawi - Blantyre

Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

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Queen_bee1234 21

Tuesday 5 January 2016 9:45

I bet he voted for Donald Trump.

epost1 13

Tuesday 5 January 2016 9:42

merica' f*uck yea!

Comments

vanaathiel 13

Wednesday 6 January 2016 4:10

'merica land of the free....unless you live in the southern states

dawson11111 7

Wednesday 6 January 2016 4:30

Well he didn't forbid you from being black

thatonetribute 31

Wednesday 6 January 2016 4:46

Flick him off and do what you want.

Shadowtrooper34 16

Wednesday 6 January 2016 4:51

At least you aren't going into the military and don't have any idea how relationships work...

mackamuir 11

Wednesday 6 January 2016 5:13

Marry a black Muslim gay person.

InsanityVerge 8

Wednesday 6 January 2016 5:15

OP. i totally understand. but you have to remember that it was a rant. hopefully your father wouldn't disown you. i know it can be difficult to believe sometimes... my dad had a hard time expressing his love.... which most of the time was him punishing us for something. it was like that untill i left for college and he realizes he actually misssed me. ourl relationship started to get better when we both were adults or at least i was starting to adult. point being said he always loved me and wouldn't have disowned me... he just irrationally spoke sometimes

mcruff 12

Wednesday 6 January 2016 5:16

It's 2015 marrying a black guy should be acceptable at least

spencer3000 9

Wednesday 6 January 2016 5:57

Your free will can probably be found deep up his ass.

jawarston 24

Wednesday 6 January 2016 6:50

and racism doesn't exist anymore

shinikageWolf 15

Wednesday 6 January 2016 8:06

So marry a black, Islamic person of the same sex, who's liberal Democrat, vegan, of the same sex as you, and either have no kids, or adopt ethnic babies.