Love: Fart are funny, period

Fart are funny, period

By amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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Drunk hookup ends with a… bang

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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Old habits die hard

By atsukobo - 10/03/2012 06:04 - United States

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

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By and the truth comes out - 22/07/2014 08:44 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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Drew_D 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 16:24

I just laughed so hard I farted.

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 20:24

My husband farted so bad last night, he woke our baby and the baby cried.

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Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:46

Nice one. Sounds like he thought it was funny. Only problem is you can't really complain when he does it now can you?

bstwilightec 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 22:51

i hooked up with a guy i had been talking to for a month for the first time the other night. as soon as he was in, i farted loudly. he just laughed and said "i cant believe you farted before me" ... he seemed to not care at the moment but later that night he text me and said "i think i need some personal time" ... FML.

longtimesunshine 4

Tuesday 19 February 2013 3:54

YDI

karenbear 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:50

this is the story of my life. i'm so glad i'm not the only one.

VexDraham 0

Friday 27 February 2009 17:15

I agree with #'s 20 and 21. Us guys could care less if a girl rips ass... we do it all the time, especially when were hanging out with the guys... then it's a game to see who can get the loudest/smelliest fart... we find it entertaining... but most girls don't... that why we have "guy time". lol

ughidgaf 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:21

ROFLMAO OMG I LOVE IT! haha they say it's real love when you can fart around each other. congratulations! hahahaha

Rilan 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:33

Men don't care as much. My boyfriend, as horrifying as it is, encourages it. lol.

sunny_e 0

Friday 6 March 2009 7:37

god. My husband would never go down on me because the first time he ever ate out a girl, she queefed in his face. I let him eat out my ass, because he has a thing for asses. Needless to say i ripped a big one. fml.

obrien813 6

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:51

damn girl your a freak!!! I like that

glitterysnails 7

Monday 30 May 2011 23:29

tmi

can_sympathize56 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:51

Best reaction ever! Could've been much worse, at least he rolled with it : )

lyon_grad_10 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:13

Every time I toot or burp in front of my boyfriend, he pats me on the back or hugs me and says "good girl!" It's so precious...that FML definitely reminded me of him!