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By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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You deserved it 3 960

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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You deserved it 124 238

By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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You deserved it 7 357

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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You deserved it 17 574

By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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You deserved it 1 887

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

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You deserved it 4 514

By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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You deserved it 46 472

boatiebanter 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:18

I would memorize the number, just so if I was ever given it I could throw it back in their face instead of giving them the satisfaction of thinking they've fooled me. But maybe that's just me.

f_all_our_lives 4

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

keep on trying mate

Comments

spade_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:41

Your life *****.

Jwolfe 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:44

Ouchhh. Thats awful. At least you'll know if a girl gives you her number, you can check if it's the rejection hotline. LOL . Good luck.

cleveland408 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 14:55

Wow.

SoulDevilDog 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:06

Hm. Ouch.

chrisw265 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:06

I have no idea what that number is, cuz the people I ask out either give me a direct no or yes.

liveoutloud 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:07

That really sucks. Maybe you should stop going to bars.

Windexglow 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:16

"So now that you won't be needing that number, why don't you pass it this way..? You know, for uhh, stuff"

rolltide880 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:27

dont worry i get 4+ of those aday

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:28

I'm gonna impart some knowledge on you have you ever seen the Pick up artist the show? If not you should read a book called the mystery method it will show you how any guy can get with a smoking hot broad before the guy developed the technique he was a lonely insecure man but now he gets laid left and right this works especially if your gonna stay in the bar scene. Trust me if you ever even see one episode of the show you'll see that guys most people would call attractive are hooking up with chicks that are out of this world.