Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
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around_the_world 0

Gives you more reason to move into some other country so she shall never again see her future grandchildren's faces. Ever. She'll be ever so pissed but look who will win in the long run. ;D

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spellfire 0

Ahaha, I like the dramatic flush of the toilet, like a music accord. And now behold, OP's future(?) mother-in-law makes her entrance! exit! Accompanied by a flush of a toilet. Which suits the bad-mouthing woman rather well, don't you think? It should be her theme music, toilet flushing.

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Djoooiz 0

And she did'nt notice that you were going to the bathroom also?

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kukopia 0

No, because here in the civilized world we have 'stalls' which are partitions around each toilet. When a person goes into a stall, they close the door so no one can see them. This also prevents them from seeing anyone else that is in, or enters into the bathroom.

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your_face 15

The mother-in-law got there first, and went to the bathroom while she waited, OP went in there while MIL was in the stall.

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perdix 29

They were disgusting wedding plans.

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AdviceDog 0

EARN HER RESPECT . ._ ,:' ./ __....._ / ./ / . ,-.._.' | / 6 . ___ .| 6 . . . . . . .4 .| . . . .. . . ./ ._ .. .---- ' .(_'---'`) ./ `'---`() KILL HER FATHER

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Gen_Knowledge 0

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awesome_o 0

Did you spend the entire lunch with your head in the waiter's lap? Why would she say you're slutty?

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zuli_fml 0

Because that's a word some women use to describe other women that they dislike, even if it's untrue.

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cyiss 0

"apostophe" gonna need some spelling assistance.

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

If you're going to be rude about pointing out errors, you should know that you spelled "apostrophe" incorrectly.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

(walks up to the fiance) I have something to confess. I'm in love... (looks dramatically away) with your rebellious brother Chase. (more dramatic music and looks of shock from everyone occur)

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Bloodknight 22

Aww, someone doesn't like you very much.

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patticake1601 0

Did you tell your fiancee? If he doesn't say anything to his mother then I would RUUUUNNNN. Do not confront her yourself, you will just make it worse. He has to confront this mother and tell her she has to respect his choice of girlfriend/fiancee. Seriously, if she doesnt like you now, she will only get worse over time.

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