Fight, Skincare and Health: Fight me

Fight me

By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML

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By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML

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stolencrackers 1

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:40

That sucks.. unfortunately the lotion didn't help.. but sheesh.. someone can't take a joke/sarcasm. FYL

chellinha93 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:48

agree with #6... a little sense of humour wouldn't kill her.

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 December 2009 17:41

You should use Lubriderm on the days when she has the "skin condition," and she can use it when it's your day. While it's nice for sisters to share, I'd hate to be there when the handover takes place.

iloveloosy12 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:48

god of beer you fail epicallt

FlyMeAway 2

Sunday 7 October 2012 0:54

As does your spelling.

studentwoes 2

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:11

Your sister is a bitch, you were only trying to help. I would've punched her right back

Greeksta23 7

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:11

^ Agreed iloveloosy - you kind of deserve it, you were insensitive but your sister just went too far I'd have bitch slapped her back. xD

rx0829 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:14

Your sister is most definitely a bitch. But for future reference, you should NEVER share medications or anything of the sort with someone, even if they have the same problem as you. It doesn't always work the same for everyone.

Phoenix_GAD 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:33

you need to read. they shared the skin condition, not the lotion.

hbgoddard 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 22:44

That's what he meant... OP: YDI for ending your FML in a question. I'm ******* sick of those.

carljames0603 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:17

What is with Clay Aiken in place of Chuck Norris jokes popping up? Clay Aiken is a douchebag. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Clay Aiken is like that cuz Chuck Punched his great-great-great-grandfather in the balls, thus he is the end result.