Awkward, Public freakouts and Miscellaneous: Fighting talk

Fighting talk

By bathroomblunder - 07/03/2010 02:38 - Canada

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door and turned the handle, a little old lady ripped the door open and yelled, "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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On the can

By Mortified - 31/03/2020 14:00

Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML

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By rabid_otaku - 20/09/2014 23:39 - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Concentrate

By um…ew - 14/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I were having a conversation in the ladies’ room. Suddenly, we hear banging from one of the stalls and, “Can you talk somewhere else? Some of us are trying to poop.” FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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strandedinalimo 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:08

DO YOU??

Quest_ 13

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:09

YDI for being one of those people who don't wait for a response after knocking and before entering. Knocking means "Is it okay if I come in?", not "I'M COMING IN NOW!!!"

Comments

txdiva 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:23

I love Starbucks lemon pound cake!!! everyone must try it!!!!!

strandedinalimo 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:24

OMG Missed the point!!!

llAllStarll 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:28

tl;dr

Cubio77 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:33

id say no and take her purse if she had one >=P

jakeomatic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:34

She ripped the door open? I wouldn't want to mess with that old lady...

comedychick 1

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:07

lmfao I'd hate of that was my grandmother

luongo6 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:47

snickerdoodles we have to hook up ur sooooo sexy

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 28 June 2018 14:11

Someone wants to make their own fml.

Tripout 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:47

I just wanna know why op stayed there instead of leavin

swagga0n1oo 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:51

um snickers...just because there are 2 or 3 stalls doesn't mean she just wouldn't knock on all of em to check. She knocked on the first one she saw and it happen to have some crab ass (probably you in 60 years) and she went to a different one, but had to listen to the bitch piss and moan. So stfu.

Elissaa_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 10:06

wtf why would you stand there and listen to an old lady scream?

doink 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 10:13

All of the Starbucks Ive been to (which, in total, is two) there weren't any "stalls". it was just one toilet room. and the handles had locks. But this reminds me of the time I was trying on a shirt at the mall. I was in the dressing room, and I hear a knock on the door. I said "I'm in here" and five seconds later, a male employee unlocks the door and exposes me to three other people. Luckily, I had a bra on. But still, it was really embarrassing.