Fighting talk

By bathroomblunder - 07/03/2010 02:38 - Canada

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door and turned the handle, a little old lady ripped the door open and yelled, "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 886
You deserved it 4 547

Same thing different taste

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Quest_ 13

YDI for being one of those people who don't wait for a response after knocking and before entering. Knocking means "Is it okay if I come in?", not "I'M COMING IN NOW!!!"

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@st0815 the lady was probably a dumb old bitch (like all elderly people), who forgot to lock the door. I would've punched her in the face, stupid old shit.

xHabsfanx 0

Why were you still standing there for five minutes? Do you have a fetish for old ladies taking a dump or something? o.O

brookeelizabeth 0

umm why didn't you just ohmygod CLOSE THE DOOR? pfff retard.

bezach 0

wow snick you didn't use q cap on the name O.o but I'm still a fan

Sounds like little old lady might have had an extra shot of espresso in her frappacino.

millvillegirl218 0
DJuan 0

lmfao! do you?? im bit confused on why there Is only on bathroom at starbucks. even if the op is a girl the starbucks around here have multiple stalls and such . could this be a big piece of shit lie?? I'm thinking yes

Wow that's a pretty big assumption. not all starbucks locations have multiple stalls, one that i went to in philadelphia only had one, unisex bathroom, i remember this because i couldn't use it because a hobo was bathing in the toilet. The one near my house doesn't have multiple stalls either. Just because the ones near you are different, doesn't mean its a lie

You do realize OP, that in that same five minutes, you could have broken her hip. Problem solved.