Fighting talk

By bathroomblunder - 07/03/2010 02:38 - Canada

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door and turned the handle, a little old lady ripped the door open and yelled, "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Quest_ 13

YDI for being one of those people who don't wait for a response after knocking and before entering. Knocking means "Is it okay if I come in?", not "I'M COMING IN NOW!!!"

Comments

this just made my morning....oh. my...

hahahahh!!!!! my side hurts now. damn this is too funny.

i LOL'd ... for a while ... it makes it even better when you throw an Irish or Scottish accent with the little old lady !

THIS MADE ME CRACK UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN LOUUUUUUD!!!!!

If she was willing to buy you a coffee at Starbucks I would say do it and save yourself $8 for a stupid cup of coffee!!!

YDI for just going in and not waiting

millvillegirl218 0

lmfao I would just about die if some old lady said that to me! definitely going in my favorites :)

millvillegirl218 0

@110 I love that comedian!!