Final push

By satisfied88 - 02/06/2011 14:49

Spicy
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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doc_j 0

what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

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khaya 9

What would you do for a bag of jelly beans?

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OhLohd111 11

were those chips orgasmically delicious? :3

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Personally, I can only ****** for chips if there is french onion dip involved

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tausha87 0

omg, hahaha! i almost choked on my potato chip when i read this.

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zosfrosty 1

F his life for being married to a fatty!

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DeadxManxWalking 27

what and you get horny just thinking bout 'em?

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bigdaddy18 0

somebody like chips just a little to much

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XxZeekxX 0

god you hav some problems if you had an ****** about chips

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