Final push

By satisfied88 - 02/06/2011 14:49

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Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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doc_j 0

what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

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khaya 9

What would you do for a bag of jelly beans?

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HahaYDI 0

I am 12 and what is this?

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perdix 29

It means you shouldn't be reading this site. Kids shouldn't be reading FML because it will warp your brain. Look what it has done to many of us so-called adults!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

OP: "Oh, chips! Oh god yes, chips!" Husband: "Who the **** his Chip?" OP: "No, no! I meant the chips on the kitchen counter." Husband: "What the ****?" OP: "I'm sorry, honey, but you just don't fill me up like they do."

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ogplusog 4

so when women say chocolate is better than sex they actually mean a better kind of sex?... o.0

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Chibipanda 1

OP was probably like, "Oh!Oh!OH!...We have potato chips in the pantry!" xD

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

So.... that's how a fat person gets an ****** eh?

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gotbiscuits 0

Have been thinking of a wrong food for the past 3 months, eh? Weirdo.

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just_a_dude_ 0

I bet if she remembered cheesecake was in the fridge she'd impregnate herself. oO

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SuPeR_bAsS 0

Maybe you should always have chips then.

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VicmahnFml 0

this is why we get made fun of for being the fattest country in the world... because of sick food ******* like you... put the fork down and get some exercise and maybe u won't have to cum over potato chips u sad cow

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Sadieladean 0

there is no indication what-so-ever that she is fat. just because she gets horny over potato chips does not mean she's fat, could just have an unusual fetish. ur one of the assholes that get our country the bad rep. of being assholes, you dickwad

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alexFYL 11

Uh, for your information, people who are careful about what they eat and are athletic daydream a LOT about delicious fatty foods. I remember in my athletic hayday I would wake up in the middle of the night from a dream about cheese. I love cheese....

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