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Finger lickin'

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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Same thing different taste

By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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Caught

By broke_otaku - 09/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By not chicken spaghetti - 18/12/2016 23:58 - United States - Clarksville

Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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Top comments

noobsatin 19

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:20

that's a bad choice in deodorant.

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:21

Except your armpit isn't finger licking good ya nasty. Use some Dove on that shit.

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ifavela89 13

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:35

I think there's clinical deodorant for your situation if I'm not mistaken.

jasmine2301 25

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:37

Ouch, either you're really hungry or your pits really do stink - or smell good...

Larry01_fml 19

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:38

I wish I smelled like chicken nuggets!

llnursingll 10

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:42

I like chicken nuggets, how the heck do your armpits end up smelling like that? Did you do something to a poor nugget?

Kkkdawg 27

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:45

Well, that's kinda gross. I know when I'm really sick with a cold and I sweat lots, I notice my pits kinda smell like bad chicken soup. But if you smell like that on a regular basis, YDI.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:48

Maybe a new type of deodorant wouldn't be a bad idea...

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:49

If you smell a McDonald's Filet-o-Fish, don't ask any questions -- just go take a shower, or a bath, or a shower and a bath.

jw90 18

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:58

Need to work on your hygiene a bit.

HeavenlyAura 15

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:39

Ohi ♥ where you been?

SavannahSunshine 26

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:04

Wat.

romanrox909 7

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:08

How is chicken nugget BO possible?

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