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By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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stevenJB 25

Ah, whatever happened to "I'll shut the hell up and do my job" (⌒-⌒; ) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

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kevinnicki4life 9

That sucks OP. Some people truly need a filter.

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karlcolt45 19

still a cashier? well you've pretty much given up on your dreams huh?

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"Well you're pretty ******* snooty, aren't you?"

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AnyaS 19

Snooty is putting it kindly.

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maigan332 14

Wow, none of her damn business!

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perdix 29

Look her in the eye and say, "They're not for me, they are for tomorrow night's dinner!" And then make Hannibal Lecter sounds.

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marcranger 28

Why would you want a size zero for dinner? Too stringy!

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They're going to be donated to a poor African boy named "Nunya Business."

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marcranger 28

In that case, Noor, I hope there are some generously sized breasts to make up for it!

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Perdix - Pussy-Eating-Rebellious-Dangerous-Intelligent... um, Xanax? :(

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perdix 29

#37, not if you cram them into a Crock-Pot and slow cook them. You're going to need to learn a few things before you become a fine, young cannibal.

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perdix 29

#48, Xeriscaping. I like a high desert motif.

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Meettitan 14

Who cares about how skinny somone is; the cheeks are the best part anyways.

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jessherself13 21

I work at a customer service counter, and I will never understand why cashiers make comments like this. It's bad for business and will probably result in losing their job. FYL OP, complain to the manager.

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chanellgymnast 17

That cashier is a bitch. Whip her with the pants.

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interesting33 36

That is rude - and doesn't mean anything you should take note off - size 0 is unrealistic for most people I have heard.

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monnanon 13

and tesco and asda. they sometimes dont work but at leaat you dont get rude comments on your purchases

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keverdeen 14

Hahaha this is always why I feel awkward buying clothes for my friends too, like the cashier is judging me

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Xotoolyxo 16

You shouldn't worry about what other people say or think. It's your life, you can buy whatever you want.

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