Weddings and Love: First date from hell

First date from hell

By lizzardbreath - 31/03/2009 10:44 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Greenpuppy416 - 04/07/2020 05:02

Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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It's a trap!

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 12:00

Today, I agreed to go to a restaurant because I hadn’t really been listening and thought everyone was planning a coworkers night out. It wasn’t until the guy who had invited me turned up at the restaurant in a suit that I realised it wasn’t a group event, I’d accidentally agreed to a date. FML

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420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:32

Well, at least he didn't take you to HIS wedding.

aego56 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

Jesus he's crazy... Run away! And aside from it being uber forward/creepy, it's also a dickish move - A date takes only a little bit of your time... weddings can eat up a whole day!

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Gummybears4life 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 7:25

aaaawww

pinklobotomy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 21:14

Woah. People always called me LizardBreath as a kid!!!! crazy. I no longer feel so alone ^_^

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Monday 26 April 2010 18:22

Lol sounds fun!!

Dani3264 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:20

ha ease don't tell me you also caught the bouquet

Dani3264 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:21

I ment a least tell me u DIDNT catch the bouque

illus10ns 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 4:37

creepy. LOL i agree with #8 hahaha

SmexyBabe14 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 18:03

If a guy ever did that to me I would just leave

HopelesslyMe 0

Monday 20 December 2010 11:27

awwwwww<3 (; is it strange I find that sweet?

erddabomgea 0

Friday 24 December 2010 18:37

maybe hes jus a guy who knos wat he wants and met u and decided that ur the one. thats called commitment whicg is rare tese dsys. or it cud be the opposite where hes jus rly rly creepy. idk most ppl r pesimistic and point to others in these situations. i lije to thibk theres a chance that hes nornal but idk i wudny kno. but either way FYL