FitBitch

By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML
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nix1993 41

For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.

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vikky538 28

there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...

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a1_z9 10

I think every time you see her you should give her an update on what it reads. Or get your spouse to pass them on every time they speak to her.

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chewyca99 14

Mother in law Woman Hitler There is no difference.

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ButDatAssDoe 12

Excuse me. Can someone tell me what OP means?

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lazy_girl 12

Original Poster (the person who posted the FML)

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Knightchaser27 25

I hope she sent the receipt as well

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someguyhere 12

I would like more details about the OP. Many of these people in a wheel chairs now a days are heavy people refusing to get off their ass. If this is the case my grand mother would do the same!

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Astrum14 24

You don't get to make up your own facts. If there are fat people who are otherwise perfectly healthy using wheelchairs, they are few and far between.

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bribedharpy05 5

Mother-in-law= Woman hitler Just rearrange the letters

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IantoJones_fml 28

I also use a chair. Depending on your propulsion method, they *can* be situated to work. And as someone else mentioned, if it is a fitbit, jawbone, or similar, it can track useful things like sleep patterns. (I use a Fitbit One.)

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