Embarrassing, Haircut, Hair, Cute and Kids: Follicularly challenged

Follicularly challenged

By ben - 18/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By missedout - 05/02/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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Haircut, haiiiiiirccuuuuuut

By Shrek - 16/03/2021 20:01

Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML

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By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

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Make it work

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2015 17:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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Fashion influencer

By children ain't pawns - 21/11/2016 15:23 - Australia - Perth

Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

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Haircut, haircuuuut

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 05:32 - India - Mumbai

Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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Supermum43 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:12

Ah, kids.... never too shy to embarrass their parents.....lol

Antivirus_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:09

I love your son! XD !DNOCES :SP

Comments

22jrdn55 15

Friday 18 September 2009 20:34

I love it when kids do that!

_pk_ 0

Friday 18 September 2009 20:56

Well... sorry to tell you, but all the people at the barber shop probably had already noticed that before you son said it -_- That's not a FML. Your kid was just being honest.

Jepic 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:40

Nice one, baldy!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 18 September 2009 22:13

So? It's not like your son yelled out a secret. Everyone can see whether you're bald or not.

btuwo 0

Friday 18 September 2009 22:47

that is cute, but hardly an fml.

Cheekers1989 0

Friday 18 September 2009 22:56

Aha, That's something I'd tell my own dad. Anyways, that's not something that should be an FML. It's more of a cute moment, where you wish you could just tape your kids mouth..lol.

Carosello 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:08

o.O that's funny in the "the kid is cute" kinda way i have no idea how your life is FML-worthy O_o hair is hair.

iFruit 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:50

Your point....? That's cute

ArtandLove 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:34

Uh... what's the fml here? 5 year olds say embarrassingly rude things, but it's not going to ruin your whole life that your son pointed out something that everyone in the barber shop had probably already noticed...