Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 841
You deserved it 4 639

Same thing different taste

Top comments

JustinThunder 8

Apparently she couldn't keep him up either.

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21
YeaSo3 14

^^ thats what im sayin and if he's not over her...mayb yah need to break up

jumpshot23 0

First they complain when men don't have emotions, now they complain when we do. Women, gotta love them, but hell we'll never understand them.

bizarre_ftw 21

Exactly!!!!! That's the master plan!!!! *ominous smile & laugh*

Iknoweverything 29

I don't the problem is his feeling emotions, I think it's his bursting into tears and going limp in her mouth while she's trying to make him feel good. Just the thought makes me squirm!

SmileEveryone 12

not many women enjoy sobbing men whilst they give them a ******** tbh... lol

Ehhhhyeeeeah, I'm gonna go ahead and guess she's not complaining about the emotions...probably just the timing. As if giving head wasn't unpleasant enough.

bizarre_ftw 21

Not completely true. I'm a 17 year old female and in all honesty I like giving head. I think it has something to do with my natural skills as a masseuse, I can't explain it but giving massages and head and the like is equally enjoyable for me as them.

Burnbaby 0

Giving head is fun. It's pretty much a power trip, watching them squirm with pleasure from what I do. :)

I suppose it is a matter of opinion. I guess I just despise it so very much I forget not all girls feel the same. Ha!

I wouldn't know. I've done it a total of three times. I don't think it was too great for either of us, between my gagging and begging "oh dear god help me". :P

Burnbaby 0

Actually I'm an adult woman who plays wow. :) I started playing after getting married to a gamer to gain common ground. I don't know why enjoying giving pleasure would make anyone an attention giver. But my guess is you grew up in a world where sex is bad.

pockylove01 0

It's the sexual scents from the of person, the scent only you can smell and feel, it the hormone that corse through your body that triggers it to "turn you on" it happens all 5 senses :3 it's only human and some are are just afraid to try new things like giving a ********, that's how I was a first, I'm a 16 year old girl and I give blow jobs to my boy friend, at first I didn't think I would like it but now I after I did it, he doesn't even have to ask me I do it anyways :] I'm just telling to any girl out there if your having second thoughts on that, it's not a bad thing ^~^ and it also helps for intercourse. So I recommend that

kartilino2 5
Burnbaby 0

Aw shrike I'm sorry that you think that it's trashy that people like to give oral. I'm not the only girl on this thread who has said they enjoy it, but I am the only one who is an adult and married. So are all these girls trashy flusies as well?

But what if you DID try it with an open mind, (being a generally very open minded person) and completely and totally hated it? What is a girl to do then? It's totally alright to like or dislike doing something. It's your body and your mouth and your dignity. Bottom line...whether she likes doing it or not...above all else don't cry and limp. Please.

Go* limp. Don't GO limp. It's totally okay if you happen to limp. No offense intended.

kartilino2 5

no matter what a guy shouldnt cry while getting head

...You're 16 years old... You shouldn't be giving ******** on a regular basis >.>

SirObvious 1
Burnbaby 0

I don't think anything in my comment was dirty. You'll have to take a look at yourself if that is dirty. Lol, I don't want any mans attention other than the one I'm married to. I wonder if you would of taken such issue with my opinion if my pic was of me rather than a WoW character? Probably not, it would of gotten that disgusting male attention you think I so yearn for. In comments like poor belleisswell is getting.

I'm not really certain that burnbaby was trying to be dirty or get attention. Just like I dramatically posed my point of hating to give head, she was just giving the other side's view. I think neither are right or wrong, or dirty or clean, neither makes one a floozy or a prude. We all just have different opinions. And burnbaby is free to state her's as freely as I did mine.

jessesgirl14 16

No wonder you call yourself a masseuse! Masseuse implies prostitute while massage therapist implies professional! Did you go to school for that because I think it's highly unlikely you did... I know on my state you need to be at least 18, have a diploma or GED, have 650 class hours and pass a state licensing exam... I'm guessing you've don't none of those... >:-/

We just hope and pray they'll never understand us either or we're screwed

this is probably why gay men stay together longer then man and woman. they actually understand each other :3

Do they? Is this a proven statistic?

I'm not sure that someone who's clearly not over their ex would be my definition of a keeper.

Iknoweverything 29

I believe the complaint has to do with the action going with the emotion. I'd complain about my man's emotions if he went limp on me too. *GAG*

kaykay20 0

When guys are in a relationship with us we don't want them all in touch with their feels over their ex. In fact if they aren't over their ex then they shouldn't be in another relationship yet. I for one wouldn't want to be with a guy who only thinks of his lost girl. Makes me wonder though if his current girlfriend even means as much as his ex does to him.

zeke420 0

Just like a women to read that much into it.

maz_irken 6

he got blow jobs in his child hood??

Childhood lover might just mean like a highschool sweetheart type of thing...they couldve started dating in middle school then did physical stuff in highschool or something

Yes, someone who gets it. "Childhood sweetheart" usually refers to someone dated before adulthood, anywhere from puberty to physical maturity. The teenage years, basically.

TheRealHouse 7

Unless of course your name is Marla Singer

maz_irken 6

It doesn't even say anything about childhood... It says "long-lost teen sweetheart! O.o

iamjesus00 0
Mongoose19 0

Way to be a bitch about a guy having feelings. Throw a fit when they don't and complain when they do.. -_-

Maybe, but there are more appropriate times to start showing your emotional side...

superpacker85 0

we have emotions too! sorry we dont cry about other stuff like movies and tv shows

Ouch... Maybe you should have round house kicked him and put your fists up?

Now back slowly out of the comment chain, and go post that where it's meant to be.... I kinda wanna see what kinda of story would get that as a comment... Lol.

Privations_fml 3

Oops... I meant to comment that on another... That sucks... Bite?