Intimacy: Foot-in-mouth syndrome

Foot-in-mouth syndrome

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 12:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML

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By Me - 31/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML

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By Redfaced - 15/05/2013 16:54 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML

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Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML

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By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 02:49 - Canada - Regina

Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML

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Wikifeet champion

By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Rexx 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:16

Give the man a footjob then

rety1 13

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:21

so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.

Comments

christa953 12

Wednesday 26 May 2010 21:33

LOL to number 9. and I agree antiflood is very annoying

nightwolf86 7

Wednesday 26 May 2010 22:08

It probably turned you on

justj2010 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 22:36

let him worship your feet, fool. I bet you'll get off if u let him. there r worse fetishes. smh u r so vanilla.

RedTips 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 22:53

You should grow your toenails out, stop moisturizing your feet for a week, then come to work in sandels like, "You remember when you were telling me about your foot fetish?"

brandnewalice 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 22:54

I dated a guy who has a tights fetish, but he wore them too! oh

ninjacapo 2

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:00

i never got foot fettishes. its a ****** foot. but muscels in the foot trigger vaginal responce ;)

DeathcoreDashie 11

Sunday 16 February 2014 4:23

I have a foot fetish and I do not understand ass fetishes or boob fetishes. Ass: It's the hole you shit from Boobs: Fat lumps that make milk for babies.